fiction The Future Mrs. Peters... "Cynthia, how many restraining orders did you..." "Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence." "Your honor, to present our case we must be allowed to bring in evidence from before. That is the entirety of our complaint." "I will allow it. For now. Objection
rambling Tools of My Father... Like most kids of my generation I didn't spend a lot of one on one time with my dad. Dad's as a whole weren't as hands on as they are now. Sure you did stuff as a family, but just you and your dad
rambling Challenging... I talked with a friend of mine back home this morning. On the phone. So you know it's the end times... It wasn't a super long conversation. Just a touching base after not speaking (or "speaking") to each other in awhile. Since I left
fiction Supplication... The Old Gods Before Legend had it that ambrosia was the food of the gods. But it was actually Deadre's chocolate chip cookies. What? You thought that Toll House invented those? Gift from the gods. Literally. Today she held a plate of freshly created cookies and went in
fiction Before... In the beginning (the true beginning, not the one you've probably heard about) In the beginning there were a lot of gods. Which makes sense when you think about it. A lot needed to be done. It's not easy to create something and when you are
fiction The Old Gods... Deadre played cards with her sisters. She was a very good card player. The problem was so were her sisters. It wasn't surprising considering they had been playing cards with each other for thousands and thousands of years. There wasn't much else to do. When they
rambling Tired... I'm just tired. Physically, for sure. I even tried to go back to bed this morning. Not a thing I normally do, and when I try I realize why. I just have a hard time day sleeping unless I'm sick. My brain is like OH NO
rambling Difficult Things... I just finished making mustard. It's a time consuming chore and it's super messy. Little sploots and plops of mustard get everywhere as it boils down to the consistency it needs to be. It takes about 45 minutes of standing and stirring a hot bubbling cauldron
rambling Requests... I sat in the chair in the darkened office repeating in my head "Please don't be anything serious. Please don't be anything serious." After a few minutes I thought, "Brent's cousin would say I was praying." Which I guess praying
rambling Trial By Jury... It's so important it's in the Declaration of Independence. It's part of the Constitution. It's a big deal. And it's something that everyone tries to get out of. Except me. Anyone who knows me knows I really think serving on
rambling The Idles of March... This would be the normal how did I do on my little star chart update but... March was kind of a bust. It's fine that it was a bust. But it was a bust. I was going to get the work done on my Achilles the end of
fiction Warranty Work... "We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty..." click She hung up the phone. She'd gotten so many of these calls lately. Her phone number must have been sold to a whole new collection of scammers. It always seemed to come in
rambling Small But So Important... Let's start with the spoiler warning. If you are watching this season of RuPaul's Drag Race and have not watched Friday's episode you might want to back out now. It's not a huge spoilery spoiler that's coming, but it is
rambling Therapeutic... Let me start by saying I am a huge fan of physical therapy. I will always take the PT option when given. It's also the piece of advice I give anyone who is having surgery, or has a broken bone, DO YOUR PHYSICAL THERAPY EXERCISES. I am a
rambling Moments of Joy... Katie wants me to play a video game she really liked. I haven't played games (real ones, not little phone games) in a long time. Brent and I played before she was born. We kept it up for awhile when she was little. I liked Echo the Dolphin
rambling Give it the Boot! Or more correctly I didn't give it the boot. I booted the boot. Bootless in Hillsboro. Boot Free! Free from the shoewear... Okay, I'll stop. Yesterday was the first day I went without the boot. I cannot even tell you how much I was looking forward
fiction Quite the Character He did not have main character energy. He knew that about himself. He didn't even have wacky side kick energy. The most he thought he could muster was concerned bystander. But even that was probably a stretch. He was more the background of the background. The people you
rambling Time Flies... ...or is that crawls? Something to do with unpleasant insects right now for sure. Yesterday marked two months since Trump took the oath of office. Which he has ignored every day since. It was also the first day of Spring here in the Western Hemisphere. Time for new beginnings and
fiction Charmed, I'm Sure... Angelica answered the door. "Serena, what a surprise, please do come in." Serena crossed the threshold carefully. "Can I get you anything? Some tea? I have cookies in the oven that are almost done. You have impeccable timing." Serena stayed by the door. "There is
fiction Special People... (I know I don't normally do this but I'm giving you a content warning. Every once in awhile I go back to my fist love and write a horror piece. It's what I thought I wanted to write when I was much younger and
rambling Carefully... Disclaimer time! This might be even more random and rambly than normal. I am on a pretty solid painkiller right now and it's like thinking through molasses. I had a procedure done on my Achilles tendon on Friday. Dry needling. Basically my doctor wanted to irritate the tendon
rambling Destruction... It is easier to Red Pill someone than it is to Blue Pill them. Let's start there. There are so many people right now who are saying that the Democrats missed the wave of podcasting and social media and YouTube videos and all of the things the Right
rambling Different Worlds... I just finished watching Surrounded. You might have seen some clips from it recently. One liberal sitting in a circle with 20 conservatives surrounding him and they debate. The whole thing is long, just over an hour and incredibly frustrating at times, but also very interesting. The things the people
rambling Isn't that Rich? Can we finally put to rest the notion that rich people are somehow smarter than the rest of us? More capable? Better? I'd argue that it's the exact opposite and I think our current co-president situation in the United States is all you need to show
rambling Scared Yet? Over the weekend ICE picked up a protestor and disappeared him into the night. They are going to revoke his green card and deport him. Neither his wife (8 months pregnant) nor his lawyer know where he is being held. He had been one of the leaders of the pro-Palestinian
